{"product_id":"premium-waste-bags","title":"Premium Waste Bags","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFEEL BETTER WITH EVERY POOP YOU SCOOP. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot only will you feel good using a compostable bag made from PBAT + PLA + cornstarch, using these bags will make you feel better in this, the darkest timeline. However, the real solution lies not in the act of \"collective\" consumerism, but in the revolutionary transformation of society itself, where waste is not merely managed but eliminated, where production serves the needs of the many, not the profits of the few.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese bags are thick, leak-proof, and large enough for any breed. Designed for responsible pet owners who care about democracy, quality, and sustainability. And, these pet waste bags help make the world a little less sh**ty. We've taken the worst part of pet ownership and made it great again! SH*T Bag is a critique disguised as convenience; performance art carried in your pocket. This product is not subtle. The brand name, Smolotov, is a portmanteau of “small” and “molotov,” reflecting a philosophy that many small actions can create meaningful impact. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: Not just for poop! Use these to line your compost bin or cart dirty diapers around, whatever gross you need to pick up. Did we mention cat litter clean-up, too?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBONUS: Here's your white elephant gift, housewarming gift, new parent gift (animals or humans!).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHAT'S GOOD?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThick and leak-proof (phew!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHome compostable (but don't put poop in your veggie garden compost!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eMade with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePBAT + PLA + Corn Starch\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo BPA or Phthalates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eCertified fair-trade and BSCI-compliant manufacturer\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCertified TÜV AUSTRIA’s OK HOME COMPOST  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003eGenerous size protects your hand: 9″x13″ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInside out, you don't reveal the orange until you pick up the poop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for scooping dog and cat poop, lining your compost bin, dirty diapers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmolotov supports new media personalities, progressive candidates running for Congress, and local pet shelters\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Smolotov LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43110437847120,"sku":"SM-DOGBAGS","price":17.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0232\/3709\/9600\/files\/wg_sm_dogbags_golden_doodle.jpg?v=1793767413","url":"https:\/\/shopwhatsgood.com\/products\/premium-waste-bags","provider":"What's Good","version":"1.0","type":"link"}